Minecraft month: Strangulatory Subspecies
In the world of Minecraft, home of the Ender King and Herobrine, there are many races, moving across the face of the world in tribes a by themselves. But every once in a while, you come across a subrace all to itself, a mutant or monstrosity, or a different stage of a well known species life cycle. Like these.
The End and Pics for Minecraft Month
STORY TWO: THE END
By Hiram
HA HA! Get it? The End is a dimension were many creatures live. Shullkers, (Shullker: a small creature with a big shell, can’t move but it can teleport.)
endermites, (endermite: a small little bug-like creature that can squirm or teleport)
endermen, (A tall creature, can teleport and walk. Hates water.)
and the Ender Dragon. (a dragon that is magical. Her name is Jean.)
to many creatures this is a place of comfort but to others it’s a place of terror.
You see the ender dragon is usually a ruthless terror, or at least the casual creatures like villagers and golems think that way. 🐱Then the dragon one day 👤 found the end porthole 🐱and plunged through it. 
💻 She came out in the village and flew in circles 😀 🤣 then she devoured the villagers. But all the sudden ☺ 😆 out came Herobrine 🙂 😎 (herobrine: 😚 😛 😝 a powerful🤔 😜🤗 legend 😗 🤓 😊to the Minecraft 😅 😅 😐 😃 people😁 😂 😄)
He had ☹ ☹ 😭 a epic😉 😙 😇 battle😋 😒 😑 with her but at last 😶 🙄 😏 Herobrine😏 😣 😥won 😯 🤐 😮, and 😩 😫 😪 the 🙃 😌 😴😔 🙁 😲 dragon😞 😢 😨went back to 😰😓😬her 😬😦😖home 😕😟😧and 😱🤧🤒 Herobrine was 😷 🤕😵thanked🤢🤥😳very 🤤😤🤑 dearly😠🤠 🤡 by😡 👹👿😈😈👺💀☠👾👽👻🤖 💩 😺 😻 😹 the😸😼😽🙀🐱👤 😾😿🏍 🐱💻🐱🐉 🙈🐱🚀 🐱 vilagers🙉🙊🐵🐱🐺🐶🦁🐯🦊🐗🐷🐮🐭🐹🐰🐼 and🐨🐻🐸🐴🦄🐽🐲🐔🐔🐩🐾🦌🐒🦏🦍🐕🐕 the🐈🐅🐂🐎🐆🐃🐄🐖🐐🐑🐏🐪🐁🐪🐫🐀🐘 golems🐇.
Editor’s Note: I don’t know why he put in all those emoji. I tried to make him take them out but he wanted them. Ma-ha ma-ha.
THE MAGIC USER AUTHORITY
Magic is usually associated with wands, cauldrons, and fairy godmothers, but it is very widespread in folklore so it has many types.
WIZARDS
The word wizard originally meant any practitioner of magic, but it has come to mean a benevolent guy wizard.
In J.R.R. Tolkien’s books, wizards are sent by the VALAR to fight Sauron. The title character in The Wizard of Oz is actually a human fraud, but he repents and is a good character in the rest of the books. For a while wizards were associated with the alchemy type of magic, rather than the plain supernatural.
WARLOCKS
A warlock is a male magic user, although we mostly think of them as a male witch, a meaning derived from the old English “waerloga”, meaning oath breaker or maybe old norse vard-lokkur, caller of spirits.
WITCHES
Witchcraft, also known as spellcraft is the practice of supernatural powers. Usually nowadays witches are female. Spell casting is the most obvious alleged practice. It can be done by putting runes or sigils on an object to give it magic powers, by saying a spell (or curse) and waving a wand, by visioning glyphs and by stirring potions. Necromancy is where one rises up the dead, and this is definitely on the darker side.
Sauron’s third form is that of a necromancer, before he becomes an eyeball. Evil witches are said to go to crossroads and sell their soul to the devil, but for magic powers not singing ability. Good witches like Glinda the Good exist too, also called white witches or enchantresses. They were only arrested if their fairy helpers became imps or demons. Some good witches were supposedly taken to other worlds by spirits, fey, or entities. Healers were sometimes put in this category.
SEER
A seer can see the future. Whereas prophets are sent by GOD, seers act on their own will. A seer (A.K.A. Oracle, diviner, or medium) usually uses either the inner eye, the crystal ball, or a combination. The happy medium in Wrinkle in Time can see anyplace through the crystal ball.
TIME TRAVEL
Time traveling is sometimes associated with magic, and since I might not get another chance to babble on I will talk about that now. Sometimes out of body experiences take you back in time, or sometimes speed of light does it, but when you think of time travel you probably think of…. TARDIS! A T.A.R.D.I.S.; or “Time and relative dimension in space” is a sentient time machine made by the Time Lords of Gallifrey (watchers of time, except for one runaway who travels in time alone besides occasional humans…). It is bigger on the inside and has a telepathic app to make you understand the most common language of the time and place. The chameleon circuit makes it blend in with the area, but the Doctor’s got stuck as a English police box.
SHINTYS, GOLUMS, URUKS, AND OTHERS
Shintys are chickens with no feathers hatched in a wizard’s armpit. Golums are human shaped clay (or in minecraft iron and snow, and if the minecraft editor can hear me, please update PE with more types) statues animated with magic from Jewish folklore. Uruks are orc- humans made by magic. Zombis are hatiian minions of witches. Polong and pelescit drill into your head and control your MIND. They can be defeated if you ask them who their master is.
SUPER POWER
As an end note, super heroes often intertwine with magic, especially Marvel’s with alternative dimensions, demons, gods, and Doctor Strange.
Finishing up the Pics
Here are some weird but cool pics of minecraft things.
Ponk Ponk Ponk Posh
“PONK PONK PONK PONK POSH!”
A Minecraft Ode to a Political Pundit
and Maybe Kinda a Who Dun it?
by Louis R Sauer
Copy right February 19, 2017
“PONK PONK OINK OINK” the Villager said,
But that’s no defense and then he was dead.
The Zombie night raids were becoming a habit,
Why they’d even make Zombies of a fluffy-eared rabbit!
“This has to stop!” Mayor Pigalot then shouted,
But the half that were now Zombies simply pouted.
“Another night raid and we’ll all be converted!”
Pigalot argued to a town now deserted.
“There is one more thing I might try,”
said the Mayor to himself with a gleam in his eye.
“I’ll light the Bat-Signal (which is really a Piggie),
And maybe Iron Golem will come higgity-jiggy!”
And with the characteristic sound of a pig, which is “grunt”
He pointed the light-signal to Mt. Doom’s smoky front.
“We must not become a haunted fort of sorts
with Zombie pie-throwing as one of our Sports!”
But by so doing the Mayor made a big error
which brought on all the sooner Zombie terror.
You see, while the idea was a good one to shine the bright light
It would have been better to wait until night!
And, out came the town Zombies who were hiding till dark
Alas, Mayor Pigalot burned ’em all up in the Park!
“Oops!,” said the Mayor bemoaning his defenses,
“There goes half my voters! Unintended consequences!”
“Excuse me,” came a creeping voice from somewhere behind,
“I came as fast as I could and now, ZOINKS! What do I find?
This was once such a nice peaceful community!”
“Have mercy,” said the Major, “And, FYI, I have Immunity!”
“I’m the Local Iron Golem and for this act you will pay.
Do you think I like to come out in the middle of the day?”
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Oh, Iron Golem, Iron Golem will you this Minecraft Mayor
wash?
Pigalot’s last words were (wait for it) “PONK PONK PONK
PONK – POSH!”
……………………………..
And then after a pause a faint “Helprrrrrlelp! Helprrrrrlelp” was
spoken.
But totally ignored as a last ditch and lame poetic token.
Minecraft Month: Space
Minecraft Month: Villagers and Their Friends
Villagers. Most silly creature in Minecraft. They can help you or harm you, though, so be careful in how you deal with them. Make them mad or hurt them and the local Iron Golem will come after you, and if you fight him then the villagers will be defenseless from the Zombie night raids, making dozens of Zombie Villagers. The Village will become a haunted fort of sorts, with the zombies hiding there until night so they don’t burn up.
On the other side, A village can be a peaceful safe zone. If there’s an Iron Golem he will keep most of the enemies away, and there is safety in numbers! Being part of a Villager community benefits you, the Golem, the Villagers, and the animals living in the wilderness nearby.
When a villager is dying he goes PONK PONK PONK PONK POWSH! (helprrrrrlelp! helprrrrlelp!)
Creepers
Story one: Creepers
by Hiram Means
The Minecraft world was exploding, the Creepers were doing it. (Creepers: an evil creature in the video game realm that explode)
The Minecraft world needed help but the only one who could help was THE WITHER. (Wither: a skeleton like creature with three heads, they also explode. The wither does have a main difference from Creepers. The wither doesn’t die when he explodes. He doesn’t like really anyone not the Creepers and their allies or Steve and his allies)
But as you should know the Wither’s not to trustworthy. He could any minute explode more. But Steve got the Wither and the Wither went into the middle and
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
Valentines Day
Happy Valentines Day everyone! I personally don’t really like Valentines day but whatever it’s a holiday!
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